Archive for July, 2007
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
weekend food log
So I decided to bite the bullet and hire a trainer. I need to get this lobster roll ass back into shape before parading around in a bikini…which evidently will be happening on Friday since I’m going away this weekend…can I get Jessica Alba’s ass in 4 days?
My trainer is awesome and makes me hold […]
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Monday, July 30th, 2007
summer time fun!
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Monday, July 23rd, 2007
how to lose friends and alienate people…i.e. just an average friday night
I believe there are two kinds of people in this world: those who are crazy when they are sober and those who are crazy when they are drunk. I belong to the latter category. Or both.
As I have (frequently) mentioned before, bad things happen when I drink on an empty stomach. I pass out at […]
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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
how not to behave at a wedding
My friend Prom Date (he was my date to the high school prom) needed a date at the last minute for his friend’s wedding in Block Island so I happily obliged. This weekend was pretty much like prom only with more booze. Oh, and I passed out early each night and didn’t put out. I […]
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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
the ladies who lunch
Vic is back in town from Greece so we met up with Sally for lunch at Morandi–Keith McNally’s new Italian restaurant.
We shared a bottle of rose, seafood salad, artichoke, whole branzino, spaghetti with lemon and parmesan, and dessert was beignets with ricotta and pine nuts and gelato, and limoncello.
As you can tell, I was too […]
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Monday, July 16th, 2007
how to make friends at weddings
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Thursday, July 12th, 2007
how to bond with a man
I’m off to Block Island today to go to a wedding with my friend E. I’ve known him forever and he’s like a brother to me. The kind of brother that hits on all my friends and says inappropriate things at the dinner table. He is awesome.
For those of you who may not be […]
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Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
this took three hours and two glasses of wine to produce
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Monday, July 9th, 2007
eat, drink, and pork…or why i love summer
This past week has been so arduous.
I was supposed to detox this week and save my skin but I learned it’s never a good idea to commence a detox on the same week as a national holiday. I celebrated our country’s independence by lamenting the fact that I still can’t get a green card and […]
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Friday, July 6th, 2007
why i love the golden girls
I think Golden Girls is one of the most underrated tv shows.
I know this because I took a tv writing class a couple of months ago and on the first day the teacher asks the students what our favorite tv shows are and people go around saying typical stuff like “Seinfeld” or “The Office” and […]
