Archive for December, 2007
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
the kiss
It was the day before Thanksgiving. My friends and I gathered for a dinner of tapas at this Spanish restaurant in the East Village. The table was overflowing with sangria, rioja, and even cigarettes. The owners were feeling generous and let us smoke at the table. Because it’s the holidays and because we have just […]
1 Comment » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york, the past by thejinius
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
merry jewish!
I went to work on Christmas Eve and didn’t kill myself. So as a reward I went to Mario Badescu for a celebratory- post-work-I-didn’t-kill-myself facial. I love Mario Badescu not only because their facials are less than a hundred dollars but the facialist told me I have skin like an 18 year old. So does […]
No Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Monday, December 24th, 2007
kill me
I am at work today.
2 Comments » - Posted in life in new york by thejinius
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
…but she wasn’t drunk in the morning
I was out with my guy friends last night and collected some hilarious booty stories. And like a good investigative journalist I shall protect the identities of my sources. ( I should really write for the New York Times. I think they would be quite impressed with my story on being dickmatized.) So after […]
No Comments » - Posted in dating, life in new york by thejinius
Friday, December 21st, 2007
the jewish guy and asian girl conjecture
My roommate’s gentleman caller is my new matchmaker. He is Jewish so I call him my male yenta. I told him that if he is successful I will refer his services to my other single girl friends. So he wants to set me up with a nice Jewish boy. But what if this guy only […]
3 Comments » - Posted in dating by thejinius
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
a year in pictures
2007 was a great year. Lets take a trip down memory lane and look at the events that have inspired and molded the Jinius blog. Because here at the Jinius blog, I remind you of the stupid shit we did over the past year so you don’t have to. Lets see…we kicked 2007 off […]
1 Comment » - Posted in I have friends, eating and drinking, growing up, life in new york, travel by thejinius
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
running with chopsticks
My mother and I are watching The Devil Wears Prada. Even though I’ve seen the movie hundreds of times, I still cackle in that scene when Stanley Tucci looks at Anne Hathaway and says, “Are we doing some before and after piece that I don’t know about?” But I stop cackling when I hear my […]
4 Comments » - Posted in growing up by thejinius
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
dickmatized
There’s so much serious stuff going on in the world today. Bombings in Algiers. Hotels in Rwanda. Human rights violations in China. But I know you people only read this blog while procrastinating at work. So I’ll refrain from the serious talk. Instead, lets talk about another grave issue that is happening to women […]
1 Comment » - Posted in dating, life in new york by thejinius
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
spit and run
Did you guys hear about the man in Japan who drove around in his car spitting coffee at Japanese school girls?
The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” [コーヒーぶっかけ男] by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing […]
No Comments » - Posted in childhood trauma by thejinius
Sunday, December 9th, 2007
no cocktail left behind
Do you guys hear that sound? Come closer. A little closer… TICK TOCK TICK TOCK WHAT YOU HEAR IS MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK!!!!!!! That other sound you hear is the pounding of my head. I went balls to the wall last night. My friends Elissa, Chris,and Niki threw a swanky holiday […]
