Archive for January, 2008
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
do you know what today is?!?!
Lost. Season 4. Premiere. Holler!
3 Comments » - Posted in lost, pop culture by thejinius
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
beauty is subjective just like science
My friend Fab emailed me a video clip of a Flight of the Conchords episode. I responded by saying that I thought the guy with the glasses was cute. This comment incited an email debate over who’s hot…or not.me: lol i didnt know u liked FOTC.the guy in glasses is so cute!i love making fun […]
4 Comments » - Posted in it's hard being a genius, pop culture by thejinius
Monday, January 28th, 2008
there will be blood, bitches
There are times in life when you laugh. There are times in life when you cry.There are times in life when you laugh AND cry at the same time because you are stuck in a cab with a driver who doesn’t know where the fuck he is going and you resort to schizophrenic behavior in […]
4 Comments » - Posted in eating and drinking, it's hard being a genius, travel by thejinius
Friday, January 25th, 2008
nothing’s impossible except dinosaurs
Happy Friday, dear readers! You must be counting down the hours until your impending happy hour.Lushes.You’re my kind of reader.And while you are deciding on your game plan for this evening and your exit strategy from your one night stand tomorrow morning (beer goggles!), I am writing to you from a dark and depressing dungeon […]
3 Comments » - Posted in 30 rock, life in new york, stream of conscious by thejinius
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
oh, the places you’ll never go! (thanks to your drinking problem)
I saw Madeleine Albright speak at the 92nd Street Y the other day and my crush on her escalated even more. Not only was she the first female secretary of state and the first American official to meet with a certain autocratic ruler of a highly isolated country, but girlfriend can leg press 400 pounds. […]
8 Comments » - Posted in eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
almost american
(Ed note: I originally wrote this for Salon.com a couple of years ago. Hence, the lofty language. But the editor killed my piece because of…the lofty language. Yeah, it took me a while to develop my blog speak. Please read Coney Island is for Murderers to see how far I’ve come!!!)
I came to this […]
4 Comments » - Posted in writing exercise by thejinius
Sunday, January 20th, 2008
you had me at karaoke
It’s amazing what three days of drinking can do to your body. Not only do I feel to’ up from tha flo up but I have these huge bruises on my legs. I asked Ursy where these bruises could have come from and she said, “Maybe it’s because you and that guy were body slamming […]
4 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Friday, January 18th, 2008
baby mama drama
This is a preview for Tina Fey’s new movie Baby Mama. It looks hi-larious. Or she-larious as old school feminists would say.
Basically, Tina Fey’s character want to have a baby but can’t get pregnant so she hires a surrogate mother (played by Amy Poehler) who is, what you would call, white trash. Hilarity then […]
4 Comments » - Posted in 30 rock, tina fey by thejinius
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
another reason to love 30 rock (and drunk dialing)
It is no secret that I love 30 Rock. And while the show has a great ensemble cast (Tracy Morgan you are the bomb), I have a special place in my heart for Tina Fey’s character Liz Lemon–the smart and funny writer who is clueless about men and dances to Chamillionaire and orders meatball subs […]
4 Comments » - Posted in 30 rock, tina fey by thejinius
Sunday, January 13th, 2008
we interrupt our regularly scheduled program to announce that i, indeed, have game…sorta
Do you guys ever wake up in the morning, open your eyes, recall the details from the previous night, and NOT slap your forehead in embarrassment?DON’T YOU JUST LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS???So last night I went out to Rue B with Ursy, Vidya, and some other peeps. I love Rue B because they have an […]
