Archive for March, 2008
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
dreams can come true, kids
So remember when I said that Hottie McBartender will be mine? Well, dear readers, let it be known that stalking does pay off. But more later. I’m still too busy grinning from ear to ear like a crazy person.
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Friday, March 14th, 2008
urban outfitters brooklyn store ad: jigga what?
I’m on the Urban Outfitters email list. I’m also on the email list for the South Beach diet. Um, not that I ever subscribed to their email list. Did you know you can use cauliflower to make low carb, faux mashed potatoes? Anyhoo, I received an email the other day announcing the opening […]
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Thursday, March 13th, 2008
stuff white people like: making jokes about themselves that are true and then saying “oh that’s so true!” and then laughing
Not sure if any of you have seen this blog by now. It only gets like 100,000 views a day. Some of the stuff that white people like: expensive sandwiches, making you feel bad for not going outside, indie music, and Barack Obama. Now I love Senator Obama as much as the […]
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
non-jinius of the week: michelle malkin
Why she’s a non-jinius:
She’s been called the Asian Ann Coulter and the Asian Pitbull. I call her “what the fuck?”!
The Filipina conservative blogger/journalist asserts that she’s not Asian, she’s an American and that immigration is a threat to national security and the Japanese internment was necessary. And she has one of the […]
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
jinius of the week: stephen fry
Why he’s a jinius: Stephen Fry’s column “Dork Talk” in The Guardian is a humorous and insightful look at technology and the interweb. Ever wonder what was the difference between Web 1.0 and 2.0? Don’t know if you should use Firefox or Explorer? Don’t care? You should still read his column. He’s […]
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
et tu, eliot spitzer?
I know. I couldn’t believe it either. I was in shock reading the NYT article. Eliot Spitzer was just like every other man. His prostitute was described as 5′5 and 105 pounds. “Pretty and petite”. Eliot Spitzer likes skinny hoes too! Way to make your wife feel worse and also promote body image issues! […]
3 Comments » - Posted in dating, life in new york by thejinius
Monday, March 10th, 2008
in defense of drunk dialing
I had drinks with a guy friend on Friday night and at around midnight his phone started flashing. He flips open his phone and shows me a text from this girl he hooked up with before. UR hot…lets makeout. I laugh. I think I know a thing or two about texting while drunk and horny. […]
2 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Monday, March 10th, 2008
the new new blog idea
Maybe I’ll still keep this blog and combine all three blog ideas. It will be I’m a Jinius…ON STEROIDS!!!
Or I’m a Jinius…ON CRACK!!!! That seems to be more my personality.
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Saturday, March 8th, 2008
new blog ideas
My life is so boring now that I don’t drink to the point of blacking out. I’m thinking of starting a new blog. Here are some ideas that have been stewing.1. Li’l Kim-cheeThis would be the title. I have no idea what it would be about. I just love the name! Maybe I would just […]
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
stuck between a boob and a hard place
I woke up on Monday morning feeling like I had just been beat up. I could barely raise my right arm or bend over to tie my shoes. What the hell did I do to my body this weekend? Oh, right, I danced for like eight hours on Saturday night and then went […]
