Archive for April, 2008
Friday, April 25th, 2008
watch out now
I once told my ex boyfriend that I was acting crazy because I was on my period and he replied, “Well, then you must always be on your period.” And I know that the pms/period/or anything in the not so fresh family seems like a dubious excuse to justify irrational behavior but trust me […]
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
burgerlicious
Last night I attended my first burger club meeting. I even created my burger club nom de guerre: Burgerlicious. Because everything sounds better with -licious attached at the end. Fergalicious. Bagelicious. Syphilliscious. My friends started this club to find the best burger in New York City. It’s also just an excuse for us to unabashedly […]
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Monday, April 21st, 2008
my booty shorts bring all the boys to the yard
Friday Before going to Nurse Bettie for Meredith’s birthday, I meet up with Emi at Paladar for some pre-party margaritas. I don’t want to have a crazy night because it’s supposed to be nice on Saturday so I order tequila on the rocks with lime juice and a vampiro which is just straight up tequila […]
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Friday, April 18th, 2008
texting
Words that my phone can’t intuitively text: 1. Brunch 2. Yay 3. Angioplasty Words that my phone CAN intuitively text 1. Syphilis???
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Friday, April 18th, 2008
what’s wrong with your face????!!!!
That’s what some people have been asking this week. Answer: Sleep, stress, and sugar.I have completely broken out. I didn’t know you could still break out at the age of twenty-eight but my friend Emi said that it’s possible to get adult onset acne. Oh, it has set in alright. It has colonized the entire […]
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Monday, April 14th, 2008
drinking on sundays leads to unhappy mondays
(Title courtesy of Miss Sarah)
SaturdaySince we’re all at the office on Saturday, my boss is nice enough to take us all out to lunch. We go out for Korean food in K-town where I eat my weight in kimchee and champong. I’m too tired right now to describe it but basically–it’s SPICY. Its not news […]
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008
color me confused
I’ve been listening to Color Me Badd on my ipod because I am going through an early nineties boy band phase. I liked Color Me Badd as a child because each member was a celebrity look alike. There was the dude who looked like George Michael, the dude who looked like Richard Marx, the dude […]
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Saturday, April 12th, 2008
i like it when you call me beard papa
I am at work today. Let me point out that it is Saturday and gorgeous out. My co-worker brought in a box of beard papa’s and had just enough so that everyone on our floor could have only one. After I ate mine I went into the fridge and took another one. That was my […]
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Friday, April 11th, 2008
bob hates andy
As I am leaving the office my boss says to me, “You’re leaving so early.” I feel bad but leave anyway because I figure I shouldn’t deny him the pleasure of missing my presence. I am so exhausted and ready to hit the sack but I have to persevere like a no-limit soldier and […]
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Thursday, April 10th, 2008
BRING BACK RACHEL DRATCH!!!
Last night Fab and I had an email convo (the best kind of convo) and we were discussing the critical state of race in our culture–specifically on the MTV show The Hills– (yeah, we’re like the Cornel West of water cooler topics)–and how the show sucks because it’s another show that features an all white […]
