Archive for April, 2008
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
poop
So in an effort to be more social I decided to sign up for Nerve.com’s dating service.Online socializing is still socializing, right?After about twenty minutes of filling out all these tedious questions about my eye and hair color (why do they need to know this? won’t they see my photo?) and things you like and […]
6 Comments » - Posted in childhood trauma, dating, growing up by thejinius
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
this is just a long and convoluted way of saying i am in a state of malaise
I don’t understand how I can be sick for the third time this year. I mean, I take preventative measures. I eat garlic. I eat so much garlic that I might have to start wearing deodorant again because that shit comes out of your pores. I eat kale. KALE. I exercise. Why would I torture […]
1 Comment » - Posted in dating, life in new york by thejinius
Monday, April 7th, 2008
i think i have strep throat and other reasons i can’t sleep
FridayOne of the superiors at the office asked me to work this weekend and I was kinda stank about it. I told him I didn’t think I should come unless it’s urgent. Then he looked at me funny and didn’t respond. Came home and tried to nap because I haven’t been able to […]
6 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
remember jordan knight’s “give it to you” ?
I used to love this song. It sounds like a Timbaland track. And the choreography is SICK. They don’t make music videos like this anymore.
6 Comments » - Posted in pop culture by thejinius
Friday, April 4th, 2008
friday cubicle partay
Lets bring back the slow dance people! Dancing cheek to cheek whilst Lady in Red croons in the background. Why did they only play slow music at elementary and middle school dances when there was zero chance of getting play? Anyhoo, I made a playlist over on Imeem of all the crap I listened to […]
3 Comments » - Posted in e-mixtape by thejinius
Friday, April 4th, 2008
crab people
It is rainy in nyc today and of course, OF COURSE, a cab whizzed by me and drenched me in puddle water. It’s like they see you from yards away and intentionally speed up so they can ruin your coat. Bastards.This past work week has been nothing short of hellacious. And the next two […]
1 Comment » - Posted in growing up by thejinius
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
lets talk about sex, baby. lets talk about you and me and your smashmortion
I really think that instead of sex-ed they should have taught us sex etiquette in high school. I mean, why the hell were they teaching us the function of a vas deferens? I don’t even remember what they are! And why do they conveniently glance over the condoms issue when guys our age fail to […]
