Archive for May, 2008
Thursday, May 15th, 2008
neurotic neurotic put your hands all over my body
sometimes i have bad puns stuck in my head.
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
check yourself before you wreck yourself
So now I have a vague sense of what it’s like to be a single mom. And now I know why so many rappers have “dear mama” songs. Although rappers’ moms had to take care of their kids for years, working three jobs just so their kids could have health care. My 19 yr old […]
4 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, family, life in new york by thejinius
Saturday, May 10th, 2008
the peter conjecture
If a guy is named Peter then he will be hot.
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Friday, May 9th, 2008
martyr
I hate the word martyr. It gives elevated status to someone who makes all these sacrifices that no one ever asked them to do in the first place.Martyr always seems to pop up when it comes to family (or jihad but lets not go there!). Especially from our mothers. Oh, I worked two jobs so […]
1 Comment » - Posted in family by thejinius
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
on a heavier note
i’ve been really into eating these kabobs from the street vendor for lunch. so convenient! and i was thinking that more foods should be offered on a stick. because sometimes you want to eat while you walk. and sometimes utensils require too much effort. these are my ideas for meals that should be on […]
5 Comments » - Posted in it's hard being a genius by thejinius
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
cray-cray
I am coming to terms with the fact that I am legitimately crazy. Or “cray-cray” as my friend Meredith likes to say. Yesterday I was having a mild nervous breakdown. I wasn’t sure who to call or even what to say. All they would hear on my end is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I ended up emailing with […]
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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
half full
So I figured out one of the reasons I was stressed out about my brother’s visit and I think it’s because I’m kind of resentful of his girlfriend. I won’t be his number two girl anymore (after my moms) and that made me a little sad. He even told me that she reminded him of […]
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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
blogging is cheaper than therapy
So my baby brother and his girlfriend are coming to ny tomorrow and staying with me for five nights. FIVE. While most siblings would probably be elated at the idea of their baby brother visiting them, i have greeted this with stress and anxiety. The thing about my family is that they always, ALWAYS, see […]
2 Comments » - Posted in growing up by thejinius
Monday, May 5th, 2008
another weekend. another brain cell dead.
I’m starting to recycle old blog titles from 2005. It’s nice to know that my life hasn’t changed in three years.Lets see, I ran for three miles yesterday, did not drink very much water, then met up with friends for drinks and had about twenty beers so this will be an inchoate post. I’m grateful […]
7 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Friday, May 2nd, 2008
jigga WHAT?!
That’s right. I’m going to the Jay-Z/Mary-J concert tonight.The Messiah of Hip Hop (as he modestly anointed himself) and the Queen of Hip Hop Soul are performing on the same stage. If I knew anything about religion then I imagine this is like the street equivalent of the second coming. This shit is gonna be […]
