Archive for June, 2008
Monday, June 30th, 2008
a homeric journey for pizza and love
My two main goals in life are: a) eat and drink in excess and b) stay skinny. You would think that those two agendas are diametrically opposed and that is because you would be right. But such is the leitmotif of my life. The battle between the devil on my shoulder and the angel. Saint […]
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Friday, June 27th, 2008
a is for alcohol
Since retiring my dreams of being a back up dancer for Justin Timberlake, I’ve decided that I should probably try a more pragmatic career option. One that I actually have some talent and expertise in. And then it hit me. A kindergarten teacher! I think teaching kindergarten would be great for me […]
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Thursday, June 26th, 2008
happy birthday slut burger!
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Thursday, June 26th, 2008
holla holla hollaaaaaaaaaa
I met a cute boy with a beard last night. And I’m pretty sure he’s over 21. Although the beard could be misleading. Whoops!So I go to The Room to meet up with my friend Erica from Miami. Erica and I were the geek girls in high school but she wasn’t really geeky because […]
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
the gym: why bother?
Her refrigerator has seen better days.A bleak landscape of dannon lites, diet cokes, and whole wheat toast greet her every morning like corpses of a diet revolution. Today she will treat herself to a key lime yogurt. This is because yesterday she had the coconut creme pie flavor and she was disappointed to discover it […]
6 Comments » - Posted in life in new york by thejinius
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
weekend update and why you should avoid your friends
FridayI’m still on the poverty diet so I buy a bottle of Montepulciano to pre-game before going out. This particular bottle used to be 7 bucks but my liquor store jacked up the price to 9.99.
I wasn’t prepared for this extra cost so for dinner I abandon my plan to buy a slice of […]
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
take the easy way out
I never understood those aphorisms that encourage you to be a better person. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Take the high road. Be the bigger person. The bigger person? Why would I want to be the bigger person when what I really want to do is […]
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Friday, June 20th, 2008
a moratorium on dating
Um, yeah, I’m never dating again. Will explain more later. But at one point I texted my friend Ursy to save me. So I ditched the dude and met up with Ursy for six point beers and san loco tacos. She is a great Thursday nite date. Too bad she’s already spoken for.
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Thursday, June 19th, 2008
astigmatism + alcohol= poor, poor judgment
Soooooo remember the random dude I met on Saturday? Um yeah, I barely remember either. Well, he texted me the other day and apparently we work in similar industries and his office is like TWO BLOCKS AWAY FROM MINE. We’re meeting for drinks tonight. But now I’m worried. I barely remember how I […]
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
keepin’ it real…real ghetto
This is my second week of being impoverished thanks to my student loan debt (remind me not to send my kids to a liberal arts school) and I’ve been having a hard time buying inexpensive groceries that are somewhat healthy because the only cheap foods are canned goods and hydrox cookies. Is this why Mississippi–where […]
