Archive for June, 2008
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
the courtesy sign
We’ve all been in this position before. You’re waiting in line for the bathroom at a bar or restaurant or coffee shop. (I’m sure you’ve been in line at a coffee shop because, hello, coffee!!!) So you’re the only person in line and waiting forever because the person in the stall is either reading […]
5 Comments » - Posted in it's hard being a genius by thejinius
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
sos
so one of the senior office members yelled at me this morning in front of everyone. usually i’m pretty good at asserting myself and yelling back but i was caught off guard since it was early in the morning and i didn’t even have a chance to drink my morning coffee! then […]
3 Comments » - Posted in fucktards by thejinius
Saturday, June 7th, 2008
the poverty diet: drinking edition
1. Skip dinner. You don’t need to buy as many drinks when you’re drinking on an empty stomach! 2. Go to verlaine. Happy hour until ten. 3. Buy a Vietnamese Bloody Mary. Think of it as a liquid dinner. 4. Buy a lychee martini 5. Pass out
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Friday, June 6th, 2008
float or sink
my mother was never the type to harass me about lassoing a husband but lately all she asks me over the phone is whether or not i’m seeing someone. all this time i thought i had managed to avoid the call of the marriage siren but she managed to sneak up on me like the […]
7 Comments » - Posted in dating by thejinius
Friday, June 6th, 2008
i laughed. i cried. i screamed profanities.
i finally caught up on the season finale of LOST–all three fucking parts of it!!!!–and i feel like i performed a triathalon–if they have triathalons that involve sitting in front of a computer and screaming “oh no they didn’t!!!” for three hours. dave sent me this nytimes story on LOST and this paragraph sums up […]
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Friday, June 6th, 2008
you can see where my mind is these days
my roomie is a yoga fanatic and she was showing me a good stretch for my quads since my legs have been feeling so tight from running. basically you start in a kneeling position and then arch your back, sit back on your heels, and you want your head to eventually touch the floor. […]
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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
we’re gonna make it after all…i think
tried and truemost of my guy friends are dating two to three different women at the same time. i know one guy who is in grad school, seeing two girls, and also doing online dating. how does he have time for all these fillies? i barely have time to see my friends let alone date […]
