Archive for September, 2008
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
somewhere beyond the east river
Much to my delight (and my inevitable social demise), I discovered that the Sci-fi channel is now airing re-runs of LOST. So now I can get my fill of Michael screaming WAAAAAAALT!!!! WAAAAAAAALT!!!!So they run four hours of LOST on Monday nights. And do you know what I did last night? I WATCHED FOUR HOURS […]
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Friday, September 26th, 2008
stomach turbulence
Oh my jesus I started watching this at work and literally burst out laughing. I don’t know why. I think it’s because fart jokes are just perennially funny. Click here.
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Friday, September 26th, 2008
how cute are my friends?
1. Soooo I went to a going away dinner for Sabs last night at Chez Elissa. 2. And maybe it’s the stress from dealing with work and my grad school applications or maybe it’s because I’m dealing with the sadness of Sabbie’s departure or maybe it’s just the plain fact that I like to drink […]
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Monday, September 22nd, 2008
let the games begin
In an effort to extinguish my battle with insomnia (a perennial foe that peaks his head every Sunday night), I decided to re-start my Nerve profile. Nothing helps you fall asleep easier like the knowledge that you are resorting to meeting anonymous people on the internet. The good news is that I am no […]
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Friday, September 19th, 2008
mark my words…
when i finish my grad school apps i’m gonna party like it’s 1989. collapse of communism style yo. and i think that for halloween i will dress as a russian hipster. i will wear a shirt with a sickle and carry a roll of toilet paper. i havent had social interaction since […]
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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
consider the slow dance
I love Bobby Darin and all those crooners from the fifties/sixties. Their songs encourage you to go up to that boy you’ve been eyeing all evening and slow dance the night away. I mean, they even tell you in the song “put your head on my shoulder”. So I made a playlist of fifties […]
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Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
internet dead
I emailed my friend Anthony who I haven’t seen or spoken to in foreves and lamented that I feel so out of touch with everyone now that I don’t have facebook, myspace, or friendster accounts. And now I have to keep in contact with people the old fashioned way. By talking to them! ICK. […]
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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
can you please use that word in a sentence?
I’m sure most of you have seen the Tina Fey as Sarah Palin skit on SNL. But Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson is much more hilarious. It’s funny in that “this is so horrible it’s hilarious” kinda way. Palin fumbles on the whole Bush doctrine question. I would too but I’m not trying to […]
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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
whore foods
When I was a kid growing up in Miami, grocery shopping was a highly anticipated event. Our Sunday trips to the supermarket would augur a new week full of hope, optimism, and child approved school lunches. It was a place where we’d befriend the guys at the deli and greedily eat samples of muenster […]
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Monday, September 15th, 2008
what’s your sign?
I think astrology is bs most of the time but sometimes it’s disarming how accurate those forecasts can be. Susan Miller is a genius! (But only when the good things come true.)
