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Thursday, August 14th, 2008
i don’t make plans and i don’t make breakfast
-I totally forgot to renew my domain name so I spent the better part of Wednesday frantically emailing my host server. I was scared that if I didn’t renew right away that some spam spider would kidnap my domain and make it into a porn site (this is what happened when I deleted my blogger […]
4 Comments » - Posted in dating, life in new york by thejinius
Friday, August 8th, 2008
o.m.g. i love anderson cooper
3 Comments » - Posted in Uncategorized by thejinius
Friday, August 8th, 2008
love in this club
monologue from thejinius on Vimeo.
5 Comments » - Posted in dating by thejinius
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
I love Vegas.I love that Vegas is wrapped in a miasma of consumerism, vulgarity, and fake tits. Everything is fake. From the ersatz sky in Caesar’s Palace to the replicas of the Eiffel Tower and Brooklyn Bridge. I love that you see the same senior citizens at the same slot machine at all hours, gambling […]
6 Comments » - Posted in travel by thejinius
Monday, July 28th, 2008
live every week like it’s shark week
Now that we are approaching August, I am trying to live each day like it’s the last day of summer. That means every day should involve at least one or two of the following: barbecue, pool party, rosaaay, Daisy Dukes and bourbon. And this weekend my friends and I manage to do […]
4 Comments » - Posted in eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
be tee dubs
1. So last night I am out with Michael and his friends at Spitzers (be tee dubs I am OBSESSED with their BLT&E sandwich. I want to carry its picture in my wallet and call it every night) and I get a text. It is from the bearded guy. He has sent me about three […]
4 Comments » - Posted in dating, eating and drinking, life in new york by thejinius
Thursday, July 24th, 2008
should i continue to hold with citibank or should i just kill myself?
A month ago, I received a call from Citibank notifying me that my card was compromised and that they would be blocking my card. I corrected them and said my account wasn’t comprised. I was just broke. You may all remember when I was on the poverty diet? My account had slipped to the double […]
3 Comments » - Posted in fucktards by thejinius
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
born again
My first lie was about going to church.My family and I lived in an area of Miami, Florida that was predominantly Cuban. We, along with the people who worked at the one Chinese restaurant, were the only Asians in the area and probably the entire state. I was six years old and thought spanish was […]
6 Comments » - Posted in growing up by thejinius
Monday, July 21st, 2008
girl crush: rachel shukert
I just spent the past thirty minutes reading Rachel Shukert’s essays on Salon and Nerve. I instantly knew that I would like her writing when I saw the title of her Salon essay: Sweat, barbecues, bathing suits, I hate summer.” Do you ever read someone’s work and think oh my gosh this person is […]
No Comments » - Posted in jinius of the week by thejinius
Monday, July 21st, 2008
you guys, we have to remember to stay as dehydrated as possible
It is so hot in New York right now that the city feels like it is wrapped in a hot, wet towel. It is so hot that I had three nervous breakdowns in the span of half an hour. It is so hot that you could get drunk off of one beer. It is so […]
