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Thursday, August 14th, 2008

i don’t make plans and i don’t make breakfast

-I totally forgot to renew my domain name so I spent the better part of Wednesday frantically emailing my host server. I was scared that if I didn’t renew right away that some spam spider would kidnap my domain and make it into a porn site (this is what happened when I deleted my blogger […]

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Friday, August 8th, 2008

o.m.g. i love anderson cooper


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Friday, August 8th, 2008

love in this club

monologue from thejinius on Vimeo.

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off

I love Vegas.I love that Vegas is wrapped in a miasma of consumerism, vulgarity, and fake tits. Everything is fake. From the ersatz sky in Caesar’s Palace to the replicas of the Eiffel Tower and Brooklyn Bridge. I love that you see the same senior citizens at the same slot machine at all hours, gambling […]

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Monday, July 28th, 2008

live every week like it’s shark week

Now that we are approaching August, I am trying to live each day like it’s the last day of summer. That means every day should involve at least one or two of the following: barbecue, pool party, rosaaay, Daisy Dukes and bourbon. And this weekend my friends and I manage to do […]

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Saturday, July 26th, 2008

be tee dubs

1. So last night I am out with Michael and his friends at Spitzers (be tee dubs I am OBSESSED with their BLT&E sandwich. I want to carry its picture in my wallet and call it every night) and I get a text. It is from the bearded guy. He has sent me about three […]

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Thursday, July 24th, 2008

should i continue to hold with citibank or should i just kill myself?

A month ago, I received a call from Citibank notifying me that my card was compromised and that they would be blocking my card. I corrected them and said my account wasn’t comprised. I was just broke. You may all remember when I was on the poverty diet? My account had slipped to the double […]

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

born again

My first lie was about going to church.My family and I lived in an area of Miami, Florida that was predominantly Cuban. We, along with the people who worked at the one Chinese restaurant, were the only Asians in the area and probably the entire state. I was six years old and thought spanish was […]

6 Comments » - Posted in growing up by thejinius

Monday, July 21st, 2008

girl crush: rachel shukert

I just spent the past thirty minutes reading Rachel Shukert’s essays on Salon and Nerve. I instantly knew that I would like her writing when I saw the title of her Salon essay: Sweat, barbecues, bathing suits, I hate summer.” Do you ever read someone’s work and think oh my gosh this person is […]

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Monday, July 21st, 2008

you guys, we have to remember to stay as dehydrated as possible

It is so hot in New York right now that the city feels like it is wrapped in a hot, wet towel. It is so hot that I had three nervous breakdowns in the span of half an hour. It is so hot that you could get drunk off of one beer. It is so […]

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