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Friday, November 7th, 2008

rahm emanuel is the real deal holyfield

I am surprisingly tired this morning after last night’s trivial pursuit festivities in which I ate three entire slices of pizza along with my emotions.Anyway, this post about Obama’s new Chief of Staff managed to wake me up. He is quite colorful to say the least. Along with being offered a scholarship to the […]

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Thursday, November 6th, 2008

on another note

I just got called in for a last minute meeting scheduled for later this afternoon and I forgot to wear a suit and instead I am wearing a skirt that is unironed and has a huge stain. Are there any last minute ways to look like I didn’t find my clothes at a homeless man’s […]

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Thursday, November 6th, 2008

yes we can…watch real housewives of atlanta without imploding

Obama’s victory on Tuesday really underscored Lincoln’s sentiment that when one group advances, all people advance. His victory was not just a defining moment for African Americans but a seismic shift for our entire society and it will usher a new era of opportunities for all people. His speech left such an indelible impression that […]

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Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

dancing in the streets

After meeting up with friends for election night drinks, I come home around 11 and upon entering my apartment I hear my upstairs neighbors Big Mama’s House and American Idol shouting and screaming. Then I hear my ENTIRE APARTMENT COMPLEX screaming Obama’s name. Did he…? No. Shit!So my roommate and I turn on the […]

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

putting the hoe in hostess

I’m a firm believer in the power of positive energy. That sending out feelings of gratitude and positivity will cultivate more positive opportunities in your life.  When you are happy and see that the glass is not only half full, but full of champagne, then life will be just that much more amazing. But […]

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Monday, November 3rd, 2008

the weekend and why i will bust some skulls at spitzers

FridayI go to a Halloween party that is literally right across from my apartment. At every house party there is invariably that one girl who gets really drunk and acts inappropriately (no, not me, assholes!) So this one girl starts dancing on top of a chair and then FALLS to the ground and shatters […]

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Friday, October 31st, 2008

oh…my…GOD!!!!!

From Entertainment Weekly:
Warning: This next story may make you pee your pants.
TV’s best comedy and drama are about to collide in the most spectacular of ways.
Sources confirm to me exclusively that Mad Men star Jon Hamm is in advanced talks to do a multi-episode arc on 30 Rock.
Cross your legs — there’s more!
I’m told Hamm, […]

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Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

ephemera

1. So I was having dinner with my French guy friend the other night and talking about the onerous process of attaining my U.S. citizenship and how I have a better chance of being mauled by polar bears in Times Square than becoming a citizen. And on top of that, all the lawyers I consulted […]

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Monday, October 27th, 2008

you can’t go wrong with bathroom humor or mad men


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Monday, October 27th, 2008

thank you for being a friend (yes, i am quoting the golden girls)

Happy Monday, precious readers!!! It has been pretty quiet around these parts. I must admit that the past couple of weeks have not been conducive to writing. Much time has been devoted to alot of soul searching, anxiety, and self doubt. I suppose this kind of introspection is inevitable when your 29th birthday […]

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