If you’re a non Asian man and have been unsuccessful in dating an Asian woman, you may want to read this list and see if it’s because you have any of these traits… which is highly probable.

1. You’re a creepy white guy.
How do you know if you’re a creepy white guy? Please read on…

2. You post an ad on Craigslist looking for an Asian woman and claim it’s because you admire interracial families when the truth is you just want to poke that sweet lotus blossom. And you also post a picture of yourself kneeling down to smell the roses. Who? Does? That? Oh, right…this guy:

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3. You are a Buddhist.
You read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance in college and idolized MCA from the Beastie Boys so you decide to become a Buddhist. Ummkay, my grandparents were Buddhists and went to temple all the time and looked down on anything that was considered fun and basically made my mother’s life miserable. So unless you’re ready to give up alcohol and presents around the holidays, how’s bout we leave Buddhism to the real Buddhists…old Asian people.

4. You only like women who invert their Ls and Rs.

5. You know more about Asian culture than the average Asian.
Your encyclopedic knowledge of Asian culture just makes me look bad and makes me wonder why you care so much. Oh, right…BECAUSE YOU’RE A CREEPY WHITE GUY.

6. You own a silk robe…with Asian characters on the back…and a picture of a dragon…that you got at Pearl River Mart.

7. You list “noh theater” and “celadon pottery” under your list of interests on your social networking profile.
Why don’t you just list “yellow fever” and “bukake” while you’re at it?

8.You own the book How to Attract Asian Women.

9. You can actually tell the difference between Korean, Chinese, and Japanese women.
Um, I’m Asian and I can’t even tell the difference!!!

10. You’re enrolled in an Asian language class and the other students consist of creepy white guys and the token black guy with an Asian fetish.

11. You watched Rush Hour 3.

12. You can’t remember the last time you hungout with white people.

13. You listen to Moby.
I guess that does not really have anything to do with ethnic dating preferences. But it’s just creepy overall.

14. You actually tell people you have an Asian fetish

15.You googled How to Attract an Asian Woman and found this blog. You’re welcome.

I’m not saying having an Asian fetish is bad. Hell, with the lifting of anti-miscegenation laws we should date whoever we want. And who says other people don’t have fetishes? I totally have a fetish for tall, funny, white dudes with large bank accounts hearts! But if you’re trying to attract someone, whether they are Asian or white or black, it generally helps to not be so creepy. So by avoiding this list of deterrents you should be well on your way to un-creepiness. Good Ruck.