I’m off to Block Island today to go to a wedding with my friend E. I’ve known him forever and he’s like a brother to me. The kind of brother that hits on all my friends and says inappropriate things at the dinner table. He is awesome.

For those of you who may not be familiar w/Block island it’s located in Rhode island–a state thats famous for its glorious seafood, opulent mansions and ….slavery. Yeah, apparently the founders of Brown University–you know, the Ivy League School--were slave owners. Go figure.

To get to Block Island we have to take a train to New London and then take an hour long ferry. It’s okay. They have booze. i figure this trip will be a good time to bond w/my friend so I’ve compiled a list of questions to really get to know him and really slice into him like a Prince Albert piercing. Let me know what you guys think

1.Tell me about the time you got circumcised.

2. Why do u think there are so many jewish male/asian female couples? You know, like Maury Povich and Connie Chung, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi…Harry Potter and Cho Chang…Okay so Harry Potter is British not Jewish but he could be Harry Potterstein. Besides, I think Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is really an allegory for zionism.

3. Is it true that black men are well endowed? And if so, how can you corroborate this?

4. Do you think I’ve gained weight since high school?

5. What do you think is more important in a woman: strong moral conviction or strong knees?

I really think this little q adn a will bring us closer together.