I think I’m still drunk so I offer a half-assed post in bullet points. Numbered bullet points because I’m still sober enough to count.

1. Had drinks at Tillman’s Lounge in Chelsea. The owners market it as a Harlem type jazz lounge. It’s basically for white people who are too scared to go to Harlem. Sabbie and I shared a grilled cheese sandwich the size of a credit card. Was still hungry so…
2. We went to Koreatown and had alot of grilled meat. kalbi, bulgogi, and our favorite… thinly sliced tongue. Trust me, much tastier than it sounds
3. Drank ALOT of soju (Korean whiskey that looks and tastes like water but has the effects of whiskey). The menu warns: watch out, it packs alot of punch.
4. still punching
5. Also had mak gil li which is unfiltered rice wine. sweet and creamy. just how i like it.
6. went to japas in midtown for some karaoke
7. things start to get fuzzy here
8. i think i sang lionel richie’s “all night long” with sabbie’s co-worker who reminds me of a mix between matt damon and her father.
9. I lost my harry potter stripey scarf
10. wore jeans to work in an office where everyone wears a suit and tie
11. dying
12. drinking lots of kombucha–supposed to be good for your immune system and detoxify the body
13. will eat some thai spicy soup for lunch thanks to food marathon’s recommendation
14. must recover for bachelorette party weekend
15. must act sober around boss