Thu 10 Jul 2008
seriously?
Posted by thejinius under Uncategorized
Dear readers:
Can you please help me decipher this text I received from the bartender at 2 in the morning.
Hey. You love late night calls. Get one.
Whaaaaa?! Is this even English? If he had enough sense to use punctuations then couldn’t he at least send a text that was semi-coherent??
July 10th, 2008 at 11:08 am
He forgot the space. “Get on e”
July 10th, 2008 at 11:42 am
he wanted you to help him convince himself that you were waiting around to hear from him.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Hmm, maybe he meant that last period to be a question mark and he was wondering if you got a drunk dial from him. Oh wait he could have just looked at his call log. Nope I am lost.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Maybe he meant “Make one” but whatever, time to move along, move along, if he can’t text in proper English, I’m not interested… yes I’m a snob like that
July 10th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I think he’s inquiring as to your political affiliations. Also whether you prefer bacon or sausage.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
perhaps he’s egging you on to call him at 2am? i agree with cadiz12.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Maybe he’s suggesting you jump on the iPhone band wagon.. and erm.. get one?