My friend emailed this today and of course I laughed outloud even though I promised myself that I would limit jokes about the morbidly obese along with puns involving the word “weiner” or “sausage” in 2008. But, alas, there are some things you can’t change about yourself.

So in the true spirit of watching tv shows that make one feel better about themselves, I went home last night and watched a show on TLC called “I eat 33,000 calories per day” - it’s about people that are ginormous b/c they are addicted to food. And then after that there was a documentary about the world’s heaviest man. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I found out that even the man that weighs 1,230 lbs has a girlfriend. O M G.